Here we go, one more time, everybody's feeling... unsure. But here we go nonetheless.
Rivervale? Is that like Sunnyvale? Is Tyra Banks here somewhere?
It was all a dream?!
Can you really declare a dead deer a crime scene?
Cheryl, I just can't anymore.
Why are we talking to the medical examiner about a baby?
I don't know that Cameron is wrong, tho.
Reggie is not convinced and neither am I.
You never kill spiders? That is not how I live my life.
Babies? I feel like this got serious very quickly.
Okay, but also... last time two characters on a show I watched talked about how they had plenty of time to have babies one of them died.
So we have exactly one doctor who does all the things or what?
Leaving a baby in the woods is never a good idea, seriously. What if it gets eaten? Or freezes to death? Or any number of other things?
Making love on a bed of money seems very unsanitary.
Reggie ain't putting up with this BS. Good for him.
It's not you, it's me. Classic.
So is Cheryl somehow causing everyone problems to manipulate them into taking weird potions?
I prefer Regeroni.
How can anyone eat that many pancakes? I can't even eat 3.
Everyone is acting so strange. I suspect this is all a dream sequence.
Someone is gong to die, aren't they?
Are you serious, Clark?
Who is that girl with Reggie? Are we supposed to know her?
Damn, Tabitha. How did you miss that badly?
Is this like that Tik Tok where the girl found an apartment behind her bathroom mirror?
Kind of.
Ghost Polly? Wait, not ghost. A vengeful spirit. Like the Grudge.
Tabitha is gonna kill Jug, isn't she?
Hey, I was right. Vengeful spirit.
I just really don't know what I'm supposed to think about this.
Oh, Mrs. Cradle Robber pt 2.
No longer pregnant? This is just like Midnight Mass.
Is everyone going to die before this arc is over?
If we come back from this weird ass arc and everyone goes back to their high school sweetheart imma be really annoyed.
More ghosts?
Oh, the devil? I prefer Tom Ellis.
People really love this diner, don't they?
Was this guy the devil on Sabrina? I'm looking it up.
Yes he was. I tried watching that show. It was too weird for me. Which is saying something.
Let's all sell our souls to the devil then. Why the hell not? (see what I did there?)
This is why I don't gamble.
Reggie might wanna think about calling the Winchesters.
How did this guy become a senator?
Oh well.
Selling your girlfriend's soul to the devil is a quick way to end the relationship.
I'm gonna marry...Edward... (I've only ever heard the Hillywood version of this song until now... if you haven't seen their Breaking Dawn parody, you're missing out.)
Reggie is gonna die, isn't he?
Yep.
Witches be crazy.
Are these multi-generational Cheryls drugging people or what?
Blossom women for all women!
This might be the best episode of this weird arc.
Death portraits are disturbing.
It's sad people really used to treat women like this. And still do.
Axe murder!
Or not. Is Abigail just really weak or what?
Sabrina has arrived. I kinda thought she would be in more of this episode but oh well.
Okay, so we're transferring Nana Rose's essence into another body?
Wait... is Nana Rose Abigail?
Wait... Cheryl is Poppy is Abigail? And now Nana Rose is Cheryl?
Happy sad endings might be the best.
Hey Archie's back!
Oh, so it was all a dream?
Or not. I don't know what's going on. What else is new?
This is a paradox.
Oh yeah, I forgot Reggie was played by a different guy at first.
All the cameos in this episode.
A Reggie threesome? Good for Roni, not so much for Reggie.
This is kind of a cool episode.
I always knew Ethel was suspect... and smart.
Jughead and Veronica, saving the world one hookup at a time.
Ooh twist.
Wait, does this mean Jughead is going to have to kiss Betty? *rolls eyes*
The universe is saved!
And we're back.
Well...that was....something. The last two episodes were better than the others, but I'm just not sure I can say I really liked it. Honestly, I'm not even sure why I'm still watching this show.
Until 2022.
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