Time for my thoughts/observations on Season 3 of Riverdale.
Why doesn't Fang have a scar from his bullet wound?
Archie, why would you do that you dummy?
Hold up, is there legit magic?
G&G huh?
Cults creep me out.
But is there really magic or not?
Riverdale does Breakfast Club.
I think I want to play G&G.
How convenient that the Midnight Club members all had kids at the same time.
Riverdale does Prison Break.
Did Hiram really put a picture of himself above his mantel?
Guess even rich people have crappy internet.
Is every character going to end up with the psycho sisters or what?
Jughead's point about Archie getting kidnapped and beat up a lot was valid and funny. But it should be noted that Jug also gets beat up a lot.
Are Jughead and Archie at THE farm or just A farm?
Archie is such an idiot.
Jelly Bean, sorry JB, is feisty.
So not magic, drugs. Drugs are bad m'kay.
Y'all really gonna let Archie run off alone? He will be caught instantly.
Time for the purge or...?
What is happening?
Where is your bear spray, Archie? #unprepared
Varchie broke up. I hope it lasts. Probably won't.
How is FP qualified to be sheriff?
Hello, Clarice. I mean Betty.
Riverdale does 50's crime drama.
Nana Rose is hilarious.
Veronica has good business sense for a teenager.
Is that Kelly Ripa?
Ooo, plot twist.
Did no one hear that gunshot? Why are hospitals in movies and TV always empty and creepy?
Don't out people, Cheryl!
The Breakfast Midnight Club reunites!
If someone kills Kevin or Moose imma be pissed.
The sisters strike again.
I hope Archie and Josie don't kiss. Team Sweet Josie.
Noo! Don't go, Moose!
Damn it.
I am concerned about cults too, Betty.
I hate watching people get punched in the face.
30 compressions, 2 breaths.
OMG Kevin, do not.
You'll fly too. Is IT about to show up?
These people are awfully skinny to drink so many milkshakes.
Why not have a gang of teenagers be sheriff's deputies? Anything goes in this town apparently.
Why do we keep letting strangers stay in our homes? It always works out well.
Changed my mind. I don't want to play G&G.
Is Betty about to set her house on fire?
Yes.
Jughead is too smart for you, mom of Jughead. Gladys?
I don't blame Reggie for being upset. V has been taking him for granted. You traded the man's car!
Okay, Mike Tyson.
Another musical, huh? I ain't mad about it.
Did Jughead set his old house on fire?
Yes.
Is Chad Michael Murray the cult leader?
I get why these people are susceptible to cults, their lives are terrible, but damn.
I thought you could only get a marriage annulled for a short period of time?
Apparently you can get a marriage annulled in most places if you've been married for less than 3 years. Presumably V's parents have been together for at least 17. Is this legit?
So there is magic? Or more drugs?
You can die from having your teeth pulled out? Wouldn't it take forever to bleed out from your mouth?
I think Betty has been spending too much time with her dad.
Jellybean!
How many times is Archie going to be set up for murder?
Why am I not surprised the Farmies are antivaxxers?
Poor Betty, man.
Did I mention I don't like rich people?
Only criminals have flip phones.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has said the word endgame on this show.
Why doesn't Hiram have a scar from his gunshot wound? People are healing quickly around here.
I want proof this joker is dead. Where the body at?
So wait...Archie literally fought like 12 people in a hour a few episodes back but now he can't fight 2 matches in a day?
This is a cool prom theme.
Varchie is getting back together, aren't they? Sigh.
What is this, I Know What You Did Last Summer?
I don't think we're going to see Fred anymore. :(
Can you buy Farm merch?
Yes.
Is Cult Michael Murray hypnotizing people?
Also yes.
Not the Boy Scouts!
Illegal organ transplants? Holy geez.
We haven't seen the last of Hiram.
Where is the world is Ja-son Blossom.
Aw shucks. Archie was too late.
This is quite the dinner party.
I love when gangs come together to fight a common enemy.
Ooo, if everyone in the FBI looks like that I want them to come to my house.
Weird for Bughead that they share a really hot brother?
Can't wait for spring break!
Season three was an adventure. A quest if you will. Although I can't say everything was executed perfectly, I liked the game concept. I'm glad the black hood is gone for good, and wish I could say the same for the cult. I did like the twist that Alice was a mole. I'm assuming ascension just means moving somewhere else because we got caught? I half expected it to be a mass suicide.
Overall I liked this season. It might be my favorite so far.
So what's next?
Hopefully we finally get rid of the cult. I still think Archie and Betty will be a thing eventually, although it still hasn't been set up. Idk how I feel about that anymore. I already know the first episode of season 4 is called 'In Memoriam' so I suspect it will be a goodbye to Fred. Otherwise, I think Hiram will continue to be a problem for Veronica, Archie and Jughead will both get beat up again, and Betty will be put through more traumatic events. Also someone will let a stranger move into their house and it will end badly.
On to season 4!
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