This season better be good cause it's costing me $15 to watch it.
Okay so they didn't kill Mr. Honey.
Now who's the vigilante.
When your girlfriend sings a song to you that you wrote for another girl. #awkward
Cheryl really oversteps her bounds.
Do places like this really exist? Creepy movie watching raves? And how did a kid get in?
You think Archie regrets that Serpent tattoo?
If someone says endgame one more time...
Oh snap. He just came right out and said it.
That was mature, V.
Someone is killing the crazy preppies?
Damn it, Charles. Also, this was such a boring reveal.
Can you be a real housewife if you're not a wife?
Is it Jellybean?
It is!
I buried a time capsule once and then couldn't remember where it was 11 years later when I went to dig it up.
This was legit my senior class song...in 2006...
Does that car really go fast enough to catch a bus?
So we're supposed to believe Archie still loves Veronica when he literally was all about Betty last episode?
This music is so dramatic. Bye Archie!
Less dramatic music. Bye Veronica! Bye Betty!
And Jughead is back to being homeless? Full circle. Bye Jug!
How dast you all stand Jughead up? For shame.
Six Seven year time jump apparently.
Who is the baby daddy?
Not Pops!
Why am I not surprised Betty's life has been traumatic since we last saw her?
TBK seems like a much more threatening name than Trash Bag Killer.
No one has packed up that FBI office in seven years?
So we time jumped but also we didn't.
This reminds me of the Pretty Little Liars time jump.
Did he just say Marsha's Vineyard?
Damn girl, that was savage.
Good thing nobody changed their phone number.
Is this the season where Toni finally gets a story line?
Popeye...that's funny actually.
Well that escalated quickly. Maybe Barchie will be a thing. I like it.
I'm just not sure any of these people are qualified to be teachers.
I like Pop's granddaughter.
I'm not sure how I feel about Chad.
Does Betty really have the authority to arrest people? Who am I kidding, they let her diffuse a bomb as a teenager.
I think I am going to create my own currency. With my face on it. Who wants to sponsor me?
50's love songs make me think of ghosts.
Eric is not wrong about how vets are treated.
I hope Archie and Betty get together for real, not just friends with benefits.
Aliens!
Well if there is a serial killer, they are probably related to Betty.
Why does Veronica keep calling her friend by her first and last name? We know who your friend is.
Are you serious, Archie? Before the time jump you dumped V and wrote Betty a song, but now somehow you're so in love with Veronica? This makes no sense.
Let me guess who's picking who's key. Also, why is V even going to this key party?
Why are you doing this to Kevin?
Why is Cheryl still like this?
Betty thinks she and Archie are too different? They might be different but they balance each other out. This is BS.
Marriage means nothing apparently.
Ugh. Listen, I've never been a Varchie person but this is so dumb and frustrating. Why not try something new instead of going back to the same old boring relationships we had in high school?
This episode sucks.
The people of IMDB agree with me.
I don't think Polly is dead.
I'm not a huge football person, but I love a good sports moment.
Children of the corn or...?
So is V cheating on Archie or not since she's possibly divorced? Also Chad is sending Archie pics of this right? I'm so tired of Varchie. I hope they implode.
Have I mentioned I'm tired of Hiram's nonsense?
I know Charles is a serial killer but I'm not sad to see his face again.
Sponsored by Tostitos.
Are we to assume Jug cut his hand off? That would be lame.
Was that it? Is this only part 1 of this season?
I do not like the CW app.
Apparently this season was promoted as a refreshing change, that things would be shaken up. But...it's exactly the same as always. They still want us to root for the same boring couples as the last four seasons. Hiram is doing the same crap. Everyone is exactly the same. I had hopes for the time jump, but it's been a real bummer overall.
Archie treating Betty like a 'booty call' undermines their lifetime of friendship. Betty says she needs Archie as a friend and they literally have no other scenes together. Veronica sleeping with Archie while she's still married is not romantic. Jughead dreaming of Betty? Why is everyone stuck in the past?
So Veronica is quitting her 5 year marriage after seeing her high school boyfriend for five minutes? It's like they threw Chad in there to be a temporary obstacle they could chuck away in 2 minutes. He should have been a great husband that V really loves. An adult relationship. Her and Archie were never good together IMO and I am beyond tired of them.
We can't even get Barchie for more than 2 episodes? They have such chemistry. They would be a good match and refreshing for this show that has insisted on the same two ships for its entirety. These were high school romances. The odds of them lasting are slim and I hate the fact the show seems to think people can never move on. That's growing up. That's life. There was so much potential with this time jump and they threw it away for the same old crap.
I'm terribly disappointed in this season (more so because I had to pay to watch half of it). I don't even care that much about the Moth Man mystery although Jughead and Tabitha working on that was one of the better storylines. Polly missing was decently interesting but even that doesn't make up for the rest of it.
I don't know how much I care about a show that insists on repeating itself over and over and over. We will see how I feel about it come fall, but at this point I am tired of it.
